sociopaths-have-the-box:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder amateurs 

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breakfast-with-satan:

Reasons to love Ross

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

onna4:

ALL THIRTEEN DOCTORS SAVING GALLIFREY

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and meanwhile their companions

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Let me tell you a story about this dress.

So, there I am. I’m in a thrift store that’s notorious for people grabbing ALL the best stuff. I’m looking for stuff to use for the show I’m doing right now, and I’m just going through the racks like la-dee-fucking-dah

And there it is.

This gorgeous dress that really isn’t like anything they ever have in that store.

It says it’s a small, so I’m like “fuck, that won’t fit me” but then something possessed me to try it on anyway.

It fit like a fucking glove.

So then I look at the price tag. $35. In a thrift store? No fucking way am I spending that much money.

But then my eye catches the label.

Michael Kors.

THIS IS A FUCKING MICHAEL KORS DRESS THAT FIT ME THAT I COULD AFFORD.

imperialimpala:

emeralddreamer:

i-punched-a-werewolf:

flyawaymax:

wheatleylaboratories:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

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IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


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In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

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NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

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you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

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Can we be included in this!?

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Tumblr is the only place I can think of where a picture of an eggplant turns into a battle between countries.

dammit guys the eggplant hasn’t even reached 5 million notes yet

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

timeywimeyteapot:

starship15a2:

when your snack gets stuck and youre left pounding on the vending machine like your name is rose tyler and its doomsday

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I dont know why i go on this website

angharadismyhero:

iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:

Omg today when I woke up I was so confused that I couldn’t remember my first language and I panicked and literally screamed ‘But I dont even know how to speak french’ in english.

I’m german.

I am oddly glad that this can happen.

nicolejanelle:

damngary:

I am going to just keep reblogging this thing forever.

Omg

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